If you're not familiar with Carmageddon, it's radio controlled nuclear war held at a skatepark in Shenzhen. After a disappointing result at the inaugural event I expected to win the second comfortably using a car that not even god could kill.

Comprised of a reciprocating saw and garbage bin armour, it nearly offed my hand during construction and made quick work of some test cars.

I was sure to win.

When Carmageddon finally arrived a storm did too.

Warriors have no time for rain.

It was the usual shit-show.

But with added snare flares thanks to Chris O'Connor.

Clayton ended up winning while I rolled around, gently scratching my enemies.

I'm going to frankenstein the two of them together as punishment for Carmageddon 3.