If you're not familiar with Carmageddon, it's radio controlled nuclear war held at a skatepark in Shenzhen. After a disappointing result at the inaugural event I expected to win the second comfortably using a car that not even god could kill.
Comprised of a reciprocating saw and garbage bin armour, it nearly offed my hand during construction and made quick work of some test cars.
I was sure to win.
When Carmageddon finally arrived a storm did too.
Warriors have no time for rain.
It was the usual shit-show.
But with added snare flares thanks to Chris O'Connor.
Clayton ended up winning while I rolled around, gently scratching my enemies.
I'm going to frankenstein the two of them together as punishment for Carmageddon 3.